The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
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Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Like Bobby Orr, but without the victory.
Questions asked:
Where is your happy place?
What's your favorite lie?
You have a monument in your honor made. What is it?
You're a tiny, fae-sized person, what fruit or vegetable would be your house?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Check out the artists Evan mentioned:
Dr. Rocket
Mikey Muffins
Sister Wife Sex Strike
Who let these boys under the same roof?
The God of Odd sojourns in the PNW to visit Evan. They make their partners wait to enjoy a lovely day in Seattle to chat. Hope you're hungry for more because there's a lot of food talked about in this one.
Questions asked:
What is your most aesthetically pleasing word?
You can eat and digest one material. What is it?
What were you obsessing over when you were 12?
You have a dessert named after you. What is it?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
We figure it out right after this, I promise.
Down a little sister, Evan and the God of Odd do what they do best: ask each other increasingly strange questions. And argue.
Questions asked:
What food would you do for an eating challenge? Quantity, not spice.
What kitchen spice are you?
What's the best beer you've ever had?
If you owned an ice cream shop, what would be your signature flavor?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
TW: Violence against animals: 00:53:14 - 1:08:00
Welcome to the Answer's a Lemon! Before we had any planning, equipment, name, or knowledge as to what we're doing. See what Conor and Evan were doing back in the height of the pandemic. Oh, and Erin's there too.
Questions asked:
What type of bread do you identify as?
How many seagulls could you take in a fight?
What's your favorite weird animal name?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Artwork by @Melindaington.
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.