The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
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Episodes
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Happy Pride. Buy a knife.
Questions asked:
What tattoo will you regret not getting?
What's the next step in medical science you WANT to happen?
If you were to start a road-side attraction, what would it be?
What's a concert you are unable to attend, but would absolutely love to see?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Jun 11, 2024
Tuesday Jun 11, 2024
"What would Kirby steal from an arcade" is the real question.
Questions asked:
If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he obtain?
What's a mild super power you'd have?
You are the size of a pencil and trapped in a blender. How do you get out?
You have the means -- What cabinet do you steal from an arcade?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday May 28, 2024
Tuesday May 28, 2024
We're not even sponsored.
Questions asked:
If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you?
What is your favorite mythical creature?
Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard?
What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday May 14, 2024
Tuesday May 14, 2024
It sure is a tour of all time.
Questions asked:
If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?
You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?
What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?
What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Apr 30, 2024
Tuesday Apr 30, 2024
It sure is a tour of all time.
Questions asked:
You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves?
You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you?
How many flower petals are too many?
Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad.
Questions asked:
What's your fursona?
You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of?
You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping?
What's your least favorite office jargon?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Evan's back was getting to him in this one.
Questions asked:
TBU
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.
Questions asked:
What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?
What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?
Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?
Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know.
Questions asked:
What's your favorite kaiju?
What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you?
If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be?
Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Feb 20, 2024
Tuesday Feb 20, 2024
Sofìa really elevates this episode. Conor and Evan bring it right back down.
Questions asked:
What is your favorite song not in your native language?
What is the least traditionally masculine thing about you? (Bonus: What is the least traditionally feminine thing about you?)
Would you rather to perfectly understand your pets or to have your pets perfectly understand you?
What animal, creature, or organism would you remove from the face of the Earth?
Which fictional character would you invite to brunch?
Songs from the episode:
Conor: Ai no Uta
Sofìa: Deja Vu
Evan: Seichoutsuu
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.