The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
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Episodes
Tuesday Nov 12, 2024
Tuesday Nov 12, 2024
Pet your sabrecat, tip your maid, and roll a joint because we're watching DBZ Abridged, kids.
DBZA Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013
Questions asked:
Of which Pokemon nickname are you proudest?
Weed names are dope (lol). What would you call your new strain?
You're a unit in a tactical JRPG. What class have you enlisted as?
What media from your formative years should someone experience to better understand you as a person?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
It's officially an annual celebration. Stay spooky, y'all.
Questions asked:
Your Ouija board session went awry. Who were you calling? Who answered?
If you're a ghost, how do you make yourself known to the humans?
You work at a staffing agency and Dracula drops off his resume. What type of job do you recommend him for?
Needles in the candy is so 2009. What is the new wave of moral panic?
If you were in a classic slasher flick, how far do you make it before the killer gets you?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Oct 15, 2024
Tuesday Oct 15, 2024
The boys may be back together in body, but in mind, they are anywhere else. Not sorry for the weird energy brought on this one. You know what you're getting yourself into.
Questions asked:
In money-less society, what is your currency of choice?
You can only eat 1 item of food forever. Can't spice it up, but serve in different ways.
No judgment judgment zone. What's your petty gripe about others?
What's the new urban legend you're sowing among the masses?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Oct 01, 2024
Tuesday Oct 01, 2024
Despite a broken spine and a looming vacation, the boys are back to answer half as many questions as usual.
Questions asked:
Carrie fisher was found bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." How are you going out?
What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
Tuesday Sep 03, 2024
Tuesday Sep 03, 2024
Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead.
Questions asked:
What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get?
What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade?
Be honest: furry or scaly?
Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Aug 20, 2024
Tuesday Aug 20, 2024
Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder.
Questions asked:
We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?)
Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning?
Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home?
If you got one cyborg upgrade, what would it be?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Aug 06, 2024
Tuesday Aug 06, 2024
How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.
Questions asked:
What song do you listen to just for the opening?
Who was your first media-based crush?
Pokemon is a well that springs eternal. What gym are you running? Typing and badge name. (Bonus: Describe your team and gimmick.)
You're a cat burglar. What are you famous for nabbing?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Jul 23, 2024
Tuesday Jul 23, 2024
Takin' a break this week. Love ya, bye!
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Jul 09, 2024
Tuesday Jul 09, 2024
How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.
Questions asked:
Which past president would you punch in the face and why?
Go-to mixed drink for your poolside summer bash?
The ultimate Jimmy Buffett memorial concert opens its curtains. What song are you hoping to kick off the concert?
The bald eagle's retiring. Which animal are you choosing from the Noah's Ark Auditioning Group, LLC for the next American symbol?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.